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Asher Pictures: Page 3- 2005/2006

 

"Children have more in the need of models than of critics."  -Joseph Joubert

 

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Spring & Summer 2005- Bath pictures (Baby spa night with papa), family and his Aunt's implants, Heck on wheels, playing outside.  A visit from Jenny and John, and a Niagara Falls  trip (he was fine with the falls, but was scared on the bus...go figure).

...yep, he's probably peeing....and then he goes back to drinking.so, what goes in, then comes out, and then goes back in.The caped crusader and his jet powered bath cycleOh, sure- every superhero sucks on his cape.Asher with a top hatHey, use the comb on your hair.Ahhh, the joy of a musical comb.Papa's smirkThe angry section of the eveningSuper angry, and then...Serenity C'mon...it'll be funny (Great grandpa)Asher is jacked in the breast departmentlopsided silicone

Well, at least they weren't in his pantsOh, how cute...his shirt says HECKFuture prom picture # 1Future prom picture # 2 Tarzan meets Jane in our backyard jungleAll those years in the Jungle has really made Jane "special"Asher wonders aloud "when is the damn contractor fixing the window?"Tarzan is challenged by a large missionaryDoes he wish to look sporty, or cute?Yep, it's warm...and he shows it The missionary tries a conversion...but he really just wants to find the heathen who stole the cookies from the cookie jarTake off yer shirt, and get the attention of 2 hot babesAsher points out that his godmother is not singing the book correctly

Asher pins the cookie ordeal on the Enron scandalDo the falls make me look fat?Asher wonders aloud: I thought we were in canada, so what's with all the Euro-travelers?All of this rushing water makes me want to pee.Asher claims he could go over the falls in just a hampster ballAshers new theory of modern physics goes down the drain when his pacifiers sinks in the rapidsAsher wonders aloud: Does anybody else hear a whooshing sound?Asher wonders aloud: Why do these people pay huge amounts of money to put on blue plastic and see nothing but mist?Mom realizes that all the water rushing has asher thinking full diaper...BUT, it is surprisingly soothing on the neck.This will teach him to walk the steps, now wait until he has to walk to where the car is parkedSo far, this is dad's favorite picture of mom and baby diesel

 

Summer & Fall 2005- Andre's Bachelor party, crib time, Maggie time, let the hamming it up begin, Mama love.  Halloween. His first trick or treating (he was a waiter). He only fell about 232 times.

Ashers first stag party, he's looking for the strippers.Asher and Jim, jeez...he looks so natural.Jim giving Asher a reverse wedgie.Andy not letting Asher bet goldfish in their poker game.Natural dad? Asher trying to wash off the filth of a stag party.Fast asleep with dramatic lighting.Jailbird, goes with the mugshot laterThat basket was filled with clean laundry, now it's not...hmmm.This is our child when I take pictures of the new kitchen floorSponge who?It's funny when mom and dad have to clean up.Does my head look fat next to spongebob?

He looks like he's waiting for a busah, a quiet moment, free from telling people to GET OFF OUR LAWN!Maggie and Asher, the neighborbhood grouchesHEY!  WE SAID STAY OFF THE LAWN!He has fleas?!  How?He just looks guiltyDad gets a mugshotWhen babies attack! or when mugshots go horribly wrong. Chocolate cakeThis proves his split personalityjust like his dad, sugar.He really prefers a thinking man's show over spongebob.Who will be his caddy?  Grandma, or Aunt Carol?The return of baby gigantor

This is his sexy walk for baby gap jeansMILK!Mom has her evil eye on picture taking popThis baby is being assaulted

 

Holidays 2005/2006- A visit from Amber, prep at home and Thanksgiving in Norwich, and Christmas at home, New Years 2006, Family time.  Dinners and Breakfasts...and curly curly hair..

 

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