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Asher 4

"Remember, there is nothing as unattractive as a

drunk girl in a prom dress."

-Patty (Asher lesson #1)

 

 

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Mom and her presentUncle Rick frightens AsherHis first New YearCover photo for a cheerios boxThe reason the Red Sox won the series!Asher is the reverse for the curseChef or insane lady?Asher chooses insano-granma

January, February, March 2005

Asher cries...dad takes a photo.Asher still crying...dad takes another photo.Aasher loves his mom, his new chimmney, and dad (in that order)Doesn't he look ready to fight me?What time does the short bus get here?...and now back to cute Asher."Trashy McStew" before the big playGraco should use this in an adAsher is hebrew for happy boy, why'd we name him that?

Asher in Aunt Bonny's joke hat, but he makes it look goodGatorade should use this in an adblue nose elephantI think this looks like a propoganda image for revolutionWith Mom's Artwork at a showAsher the hand puppet wants to know, Where is her other hand?Papa exposes Asher to the truth.Does this chocolate graham cracker make my head look big?

Chocolate studHe knows this mess is driving Dad crazy!A dentists dream, and eating chocolate too!Dad gets artsy with the pictureSport bottle, or urine container?Oh my god! She stole Ashers eyes to make hers bigger!and Lo, Two devils roamed the land.Asher begins dictating chores

And for her next trick, lasers will shoot out of her eyes.Asher is happy, really he is.Ima, the wiser baby keeps Asher in her sights because...This looks bad, but he is just swinging it, not aiming.A pacifier and a cat in tighty whities make him happyDoes this pacifier make my head look fat?He drinks high percentages of his bath water......and with all that water he is bound to...

Spring 2005

...yep, he's probably peeing....and then he goes back to drinking.so, what goes in, then comes out, and then goes back in.The caped crusader and his jet powered bath cycleOh, sure- every superhero sucks on his cape.Asher with a top hatHey, use the comb on your hair.Ahhh, the joy of a musical comb.Papa's smirk

The angry section of the eveningSuper angry, and then...SerenityC'mon...it'll be funny (Great grandpa)Asher is jacked in the breast departmentlopsided siliconeWell, at least they weren't in his pantsOh, how cute...his shirt says HECK

Summer 2005

Future prom picture # 1Future prom picture # 2Tarzan meets Jane in our backyard jungleAll those years in the Jungle has really made Jane "special"Asher wonders aloud "when is the damn contractor fixing the window?"Tarzan is challenged by a large missionaryDoes he wish to look sporty, or cute?Yep, it's warm...and he shows it

Summer & Niagra Falls 2005

The missionary tries a conversion...but he really just wants to find the heathen who stole the cookies from the cookie jarTake off yer shirt, and get the attention of 2 hot babesAsher points out that his godmother is not singing the book correctlyAsher pins the cookie ordeal on the Enron scandalDo the falls make me look fat?Asher wonders aloud: I thought we were in canada, so what's with all the Euro-travelers?All of this rushing water makes me want to pee.

Asher claims he could go over the falls in just a hampster ballAshers new theory of modern physics goes down the drain when his pacifiers sinks in the rapidsAsher wonders aloud: Does anybody else hear a whooshing sound?Asher wonders aloud: Why do these people pay huge amounts of money to put on blue plastic and see nothing but mist?Mom realizes that all the water rushing has asher thinking full diaper...BUT, it is surprisingly soothing on the neck.This will teach him to walk the steps, now wait until he has to walk to where the car is parkedSo far, this is dad's favorite picture of mom and baby diesel

 

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