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Asher Pictures: Page 2- 2004/2005

 

"When you realize that there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you."  -Lao Tzu

 

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Late Summer & Fall 2004- Mama & Papa have Asher  as a witness to marriage-dom (oh and Jenny & John too), No one there could take a decent picture, visiting Papa's Office at GCC, Cuddling with a GCC bear that papa won at a retreat (despite the VP not wanting me to have asher "drool all over it"...this is a 50 some odd year old VP of a college who did not want a baby to have a $1.50 stuffed animal- because she liked it...sheesh), let the high chair good times begin.  Let the messes and nudity begin, his first Halloween costume (SANTA!), and the big move to his first home in Irondequoit.

...and for his next trick, Asher will use his "soft" spot and push his head through this ring.Asher wants Aunt stephanie to know he hates the Yankees.His head is filled with triangles, rainbows, and lucky charmsAsher's first visit to dad's new empty GCC office, coronated with a urine soaked diaper.I took this prize from an Administrator in a mini-golf tournament Dad has to marry mom to get in a few picturesWhenever Satan is in the presence of the Bible, he rejects it.Asher realizes he is now stuck with us.Not only did the Justice cuss, he also had a shaky hand...but a good artistic photo.Again the center of god-moms attention...forget the wedding...do I look fat now that I'm legitimate? Cheerios are everywhere......in his diaper, on the floor, in our bed...everywhere."This tastes like dad's boot"Naked and eating #1Naked and eating happy

BUSTED!...Busted and proud of it....on his knees...and 2 seconds later."Does blue make me look fat?"tell me the truth, does my butt look big?eating oh, he is soooo done....oh, wait...no he's notNaked at the gateHappy and topped off with milkThey are conspiring against dad.Nice hair, who's your dad?

Wearing the long hair to honor the Red Sox win!Yeh, he's helpingAsher packs his own way.a pan and a disasterHe's not honoring my personal space.Pretty in Pink. "NOBODY, AND i MEAN nobody GATES IN SANTA!!!Does this red suit make me look fat?Asher misses the point of wearing a hat.Santa has more stamina.His first picture in his new house.His second picture in a similar house.On thanksgiving, he wears no pants.He was under the table fighting Maggie for scraps....he found one!

 

November and December 2004- Exploring his new home, marking his territory (he peed on the fireplace right after that nude picture), sunlight in his highchair, falling in love with the vacuum, and his lil' blueberry winter outfit.  Christmas, He's mobile and Maggie the cat knows it, his first Christmas, Aunties Meg and Jenny, extra big family affair, and of course grandma Sally.

This is his begging face.Asher truly believes he IS spiderman.Mom risking it all by letting him go diaper free.that pee clock is ticking......and times up. Note: mom's face, and the spot on the floor.Asher, the poster child for special education....why drink out of it normally?Pouring it right down to his diaper.Sunny Sunday breakfast.Cheerios and peaches.If he keeps eating the cheerios, we'll need a larger garage.5 or 6 at time.Asher's best friend...the vacuumHe needs to get out more

Blueberry or cannonball?Winterized for Upstate NY Going for maggies tail...Busted!Ignoring authority"This tastes like the letter Q"Santa is checking inHe see's you when you are sleeping...A crowded dinnerAsher is nearly nude for the mealLet's hope he has on pantsGrabby boy

Holy loaded dining roomMom realizes that he is a messAunties Meg and JeniHe's a giftAmidst the chaosAsher needs a cleanup crewMom and her presentUncle Rick frightens AsherHis first New YearCover photo for a cheerios boxThe reason the Red Sox won the series!Asher is the reverse for the curseChef or insane lady?Asher chooses insano-granma

 

January, February, March 2005- Let the mild tantrums begin (and I am there to document for future blackmail), lounging around, He's dope in that cap, his first art show (GCC),  and baby play dates as well as camera recognition.

Asher cries...dad takes a photo.Asher still crying...dad takes another photo. Aasher loves his mom, his new chimmney, and dad (in that order)Doesn't he look ready to fight me?What time does the short bus get here?...and now back to cute Asher."Trashy McStew" before the big playGraco should use this in an adAsher is hebrew for happy boy, why'd we name him that?Asher in Aunt Bonny's joke hat, but he makes it look goodGatorade should use this in an adblue nose elephant

I think this looks like a propoganda image for revolutionWith Mom's Artwork at a showAsher the hand puppet wants to know, Where is her other hand?Papa exposes Asher to the truth. Does this chocolate graham cracker make my head look big?Chocolate studHe knows this mess is driving Dad crazy!A dentists dream, and eating chocolate too!Dad gets artsy with the pictureSport bottle, or urine container?

Oh my god!  She stole Ashers eyes to make hers bigger!and Lo, Two devils roamed the land.Asher begins dictating choresAnd for her next trick, lasers will shoot out of her eyes.Asher is happy, really he is.Ima, the wiser baby keeps Asher in her sights because...This looks bad, but he is just swinging it, not aiming. A pacifier and a cat in tighty whities make him happyDoes this pacifier make my head look fat?He drinks high percentages of his bath water......and with all that water he is bound to...

 

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